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HappinessUnintentional

A self-help story executed poorly.

L. C. Dialogos

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The rare noir that actually understands neurodivergent hyper-awareness and masking

"Dialogos gives us Alex Breisburg: a man who catalogues the world down to the exact chime frequency of a smoke detector. What sets this book apart is how genuinely it captures an AuDHD experience — it doesn't treat neurodivergence as a gimmick or pander to tired tropes."

Alicia

Amazon

Must read!

"I read this in two sittings and then sat with it for a week before I could write anything. Alex is one of the more quietly disturbing narrators I've read — not because he's a monster but because he's so reasonable. Every awful rationalization makes sense from the inside. That's the horror."

Amazon Customer

Amazon

Uncomfortable, unnerving, riveting

"Anyone who's masked their way through a workplace, a marriage, a dinner party will feel a specific chill of recognition here. The Reader's Companion at the end surprised me — closing a psychological noir with a plainspoken glossary and a list of real resources reframes the whole thing as something almost tender."

Lauren

Amazon

Necessary

"Just what I needed to read."

Uncomfortably precise

"I didn't expect to feel so seen by a book about a man I have nothing in common with. The way Dialogos renders Alex's internal logic — the way he explains himself to himself — is uncomfortably precise. I kept stopping to underline things I've never seen written down before."

Amy Lee

Amazon

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Happiness Unintentional — debut dark psychological novel about identity crisis and emotional numbness, by L. C. Dialogos

A Noir About a Debt That Won't Stop Growing

Alex Breisburg didn't see it coming. He never does — the diagnosis came thirty years too late to help him read a room.

So when a fight about money ends with his wife on the kitchen floor, he has no idea what to call what just happened. An accident. A confession. The first entry in a ledger that won't stop growing.

His best friend knows a guy. The guy knows a woman named J.P. — sharp, expensive, and very good at turning a favor into a lifetime subscription. Her price escalates. So does what she is.

By the time Alex understands what he's become, he's lost whole days to the bottle, is missing memories he doesn't trust, and has done something he can't undo. There is no clean ending waiting for him. There is only the next person willing to explain, patiently, exactly what he owes.

Happiness Unintentional is a noir about masking, exploitation, and the particular cruelty of a self-help book that was never written for a mind like his.

Darkly funny. Quietly devastating.

"A system can make you better. It can also make you disappear."

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